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The Priest Who Gambled With a Life ( 62 )


The Priest Who Gambled

With a Life

(Misguided Morality)



Once upon a time, there was a king who loved to gamble with his royal priest. When he threw the dice, he always recited this lucky charm, “If tempted, any woman will, for sure, give up her faithfulness and act impurely.” Amazing as it might seem, by using this charm, the king had never lost a game! Before long, the royal priest lost almost every penny that he owned. “I have lost almost all my wealth to the king. It must be because of his lucky charm. I need to find a way to break the spell and win back my money. I must find a pure and chaste woman who has never had any physical relations with a man. Then I will lock her up in my mansion and force her to remain faithful to me,” he thought.
This seemed like a good plan to him, until he started having doubts. He thought, “It would nearly be impossible to keep a woman pure after she has seen and become accustomed to men. Therefore, to locate the purest woman possible, I must find one who has never even seen a man before!” Just then, he happened to see a poor pregnant woman passing by. As the royal priest was an expert in reading the meaning of marks on the body, he could tell that the unborn child was a girl. Suddenly, a thought occurred to him, “Aha! Only an unborn baby girl has never seen a man!”
The royal priest was willing to do anything to beat the king at dice, so he paid the poor woman to stay in his house and deliver her baby there. When the baby girl was born, the priest bought her from her mother. Then he made sure that she was raised only by women, and had never seen any man — except of course the royal priest himself. When the poor girl grew up, he still kept her completely under his thumb as if he owned her! The cruel priest did all these because of his gambling habit. While the girl was growing up, he avoided playing dice with the king. Now that she was of age and still his prisoner, he challenged the king to a game of dice once more. The king agreed. After they had made their bets, the king shook the dice and repeated his favourite lucky charm, “If tempted, any woman will, for sure, give up her faithfulness and act impurely.” But just before he threw down the dice, the priest added: “Except my woman — who is faithful evermore!” Lo and behold, the king’s charm didn’t work. He lost that bet, and from then on the priest won every throw of the dice.
The king was puzzled by this turn of events. “This priest must have a pure woman locked up at home, one who is forced to be faithful to him alone. That’s why my lucky charm doesn’t work anymore,” he thought after careful reflection. He investigated and discovered what the cruel priest had done, so he sent for a man who was well-known for his playboy character. He asked him if he could win the fair lady’s heart. “No problem, my lord!” he replied. The king paid him a handsome sum of money and told him to do the job quickly.
Using some of the money, the man bought a supply of the finest perfumes and cosmetics. He set up a shop just outside the royal priest’s mansion. This mansion was seven-storey high, with seven entrance gates — one on each floor. Female servants guarded all the gates closely, and no man except the priest was allowed to enter.
However, there was one servant who was specially assigned to wait on the priest’s lady and to care for her every need. She carried everything in and out, including perfumes and cosmetics that the priest got the servant woman to buy.
The playboy saw the servant going in and out of the priest’s mansion regularly. Soon, he realised that she was the only one who could help get him inside the mansion. So he devised a plan and hired some cronies to help him. The next morning, when the woman servant went out to do her shopping, the playboy dramatically fell to the ground before her. Grabbing her knees, he tearfully cried, “Oh my dear mother, it’s so wonderful to see you again after such a long time!” Then his cronies chimed in, “Yes, this must be her! She looks the same — from her hands, feet and face to the type of dress she wears. Yes, this must be her!” They all kept saying how amazing it was that her looks had changed so little in all that time.
The poor servant woman must have had a long-lost son, for soon she was convinced that this must be her child. She hugged the clever playboy hired by the king, and both sobbed with joy over their miraculous reunion. In between bouts of crying, the man asked her, “Oh dear mother, where are you staying now?” “I live next door,” she said, “in the royal priest’s mansion. I’m the personal attendant to his lady. I tell you my son, there is no other woman who is as lovely and as exquisite as my lady. Her beauty is truly peerless, like the singing mermaids that sailors love to praise.”
Seeing that she was in a hurry, he asked, “Where are you going now, mother?”
“I’m going to shop for her perfumes and cosmetics, my son,” she replied.
“There’s no need, mother,” he continued, “from now on, I will give you the best perfumes and cosmetics free-of-charge!” Saying that, he packed myriad bottles of sweet-smelling perfumes and fine cosmetics into a basket and gave these to her, along with a bouquet of delicate flowers.
When the priest’s lady saw the perfumes and cosmetics, which were of much better quality than usual, she asked why the priest was being so generous. “Why do you say that, my lady?”
“Well, this is because you bought more this time and of better quality too,” said the lady.

“No, my lady,” answered the servant, “these are not from the priest. I got them from my son’s shop.” From then on, she got perfumes and cosmetics from the playboy’s shop and kept the priest’s money. After some time, the playboy decided to stage the second part of his plan. He pretended to be sick and stayed in bed.
When the servant came to the shop and couldn’t find her ‘son’, she was told that he was too ill to work, and was taken to see him. “What happened to you, my son?” she asked massaging his back. He replied, “Even if I were about to die, I couldn’t tell you, my mother.”
“If you can’t tell me, whom can you tell?” she continued. Then, according to his plan, he broke down and admitted to her about his infatuation with the priest’s lady. “I was fine until you told me about the dazzling beauty of your mistress  how beautiful she was and how her loveliness was equal to none. Because of your description, I have fallen in love with her. I must have her. I can’t live without her. I’m so depressed, without her, I’ll surely die!” he sighed.
“Don’t worry, my son, leave it to me,” promised the worried mother. Then with a larger and heavier bundle of perfumes and cosmetics than her previous trips, she went home to her lady and groaned, “My lady, after my son heard from me about your ravishing beauty, he fell madly in love with you! I don’t know what to do next!” Since the priest was the only man she had ever seen, the lady was curious. And of course, she resented being locked up by force, so she said, “If you sneak him into my room, it’s all right with me!”
As the women guards at the seven gates searched everything that the servant took in and out, she had to draw up a plan. She swept and collected all the dust and dirt that she could find in the whole mansion. Each day, she took some of it out of a large covered flower basket, and whenever she was searched, she made sure that some of the dust and dirt got onto the guards’ faces. This made them sneeze and cough. Pretty soon, they stopped searching her when she went in and out.
Finally, one day, she hid the playboy in her covered flower basket. He was trim, fit, and wasn’t heavy at all. She was able to sneak him past all seven guarded gates, and into the lady’s private chamber. The two lovers stayed together for several days and nights, so the playboy was able to destroy her perfect faithfulness, which had been forced upon her by the cold-hearted priest. Eventually, she told him that it was time to go. “I will go. But first, my dear, since the old priest has been so mean to you, let me give him one good blow on the head,” he declared.
She agreed and hid him in a closet. This, too, was part of his secret plan. When the priest arrived, his lady exclaimed, “My lord and master, I’m so happy today! I’d like to dance while you play the guitar.” “Of course, my beauty,” he answered.
“But I’m too shy to dance in front of you,” she added, “so please wear this blindfold while I dance.” Again, he agreed to her request and she put a blindfold over his eyes. The priest played a pretty tune on his complicated Indian guitar, while his lady danced.
After a while, she asked, “As part of my dance, won’t you let me give you a tap on the head?”
“As you wish, my dear,” he said.
Then she motioned to the playboy, who came out of the closet, sneaked up from behind, and hit the old priest hard on the head! His eyes nearly popped out, and a bump soon began to form from the blow. He cried out and the lady quickly placed her hand in his to soothe him. “Your soft hand sure can wallop hard, my dear,” the priest said.
The playboy returned to the closet. The lady removed the priest’s blindfold and applied some ointment on his bump. When he had left, the woman servant hid the playboy in her flower basket and smuggled him out of the mansion. Immediately, he went to the king and told him the whole story, in a very boastful way, of course. The next day, the royal priest went to the palace as usual. “Shall we have a gamble on the dice?” asked the king. The priest, expecting to win once more, agreed. Just as before, the king recited his lucky charm,
“If tempted, any woman will, for sure, give up her faithfulness and act impurely.” As usual, the priest added: “Except my woman — who is faithful evermore!” But, this time, the dice fell in the king’s favour and he took the priest’s money.
Then the king quipped, “Oh priest, your woman is no exception! True faithfulness cannot be forced upon one! You snatched a newborn baby girl, locked her up in a mansion behind seven guarded gates, and forced her to be good, but you have failed. Any prisoner’s greatest wish is to be free!” “She blindfolded you, then got her playboy lover to give you that bump on your old, bald head. This only proved that your gates and guards are useless!”
The priest returned home fuming mad. Meanwhile, the lady had thought of a plan to thwart her lord’s accusations. “No, my lord, I have been completely faithful to you. No man has ever touched me except you! And I will prove my innocence in a trial by fire. I will walk on fire without being burned to prove that I speak the truth,” she exclaimed when the priest questioned her about her fidelity.
She ordered the old woman servant to fetch her son, the playboy. She was to tell him to take the lady by the hand and prevent her from stepping into the flames. The woman did as she was instructed. When the day arrived for the lady to walk on fire, she said to the crowd of onlookers,
“I have never been touched by any man except this priest who is my master. By this truth, may the fire have no power over me.” Then, just as she was about to step into the fire, the playboy leaped from amongst the crowd and grabbed her hand. “Stop! Stop! How can this priest be so cruel as to force this tender young lady into a raging fire!” he shouted.
She shook her hand free and turned to the priest saying, “My lord, since this man has touched my hand, the trial by fire is useless, but you can see my good intention!” The priest realised he had been tricked. He beat her and drove her out of his house. At last, she was free from his clutches and had control of her own life.
The moral is You can’t force someone to be good.

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